Mission Statement

Bring us your bored, your frustrated, your huddled masses, yearning to read funny stuff, the wretched refuse of your teeming browser. Read these: the irrelevant, irreverent, irresponsible words; we wrap our fish with them.

Join us. Read The Fishwrapper. 'Sko Dawgs.

(The Fishwrapper is UW's own satirical newspaper, committed to publishing all the news that's unfit to print, in case you didn't pick that up from the other thing.)