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There once was a fish
with a name that's quite hard to pronounce given that it belongs to another language and all, but for our purposes, we'll call him Alvin.
The one and only fact that Alvin knew with certainty: he hated every part of his Neptune-damned life.
Alvin was a very intelligent fish, at least by fish standards (and his own). As such, he spent most of his time correcting people's OBVIOUS grammar mistakes on their social media posts.
Unfortunately, this activity tended to make Alvin quite angry and miserable, but ever since he had been laid off from his job as editor of the local newspaper he had been unable to think of a better way to spend his time.
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