LOL: 4 Things All Girlfriends TOTALLY Say
by ARMON MAHDAVI
Published: May 4, 2019
Created by Isabel Campisteguy, Courtesy of Pexels
LITERALLY ALL GUYS WITH GIRLFRIENDS WILL RELATE HAHAH
“Hey! How was your day today?”
OMG GET OFF MY BACK LMAO YOU’RE NOT MY THERAPIST! YOU FEEL?
“I feel like you’ve been more quiet than usual recently. It’s totally fine if you need space, but just know I’m here for you whenever you need me.”
OOOOO OK SURRREEE WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FELLAS AMIRIGHT?
“Jesus babe, it’s 4 a.m, where have you been all night? You’re drunk. Oh my god, are you bleeding?
YEAH LOL I RELAPSED WHOOPSIE DAISY I HAVE A PROBLEM!! ALSO I FEEL REALLY DIZZY CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE?! AM I RIGHT GUYS IN RELATIONSHIPS??
“I used to love you, but I can’t be with you anymore. This relationship is unhealthy and I think you’re holding me back from my goals and aspirations. I really wish you the best. Goodbye.
LMAO PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME YOU’RE THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE! SHARON, COME BACK! SHARON!! OH GOD I CAN’T BE ALONE (LOL!!!)